Yeah this is a heavy wip. Greetings...

My name is Varjak. I am Hotel California and I contain a little under 90 tormented souls. I review things. I'm a punk. I'm an idealist. I'm a nihilist. I'm twenty-two and older than the cosmos. I know everything and hunger for more. I love reading. I despise reading. I love the moving picture. Thomas Edison was a witch.

That being said,

you may browse my wares down below while you wait for me to polish this up. Each costs 2 ammo.